ARD Wichtig schreibt an mich: „Lichtbildprophet nie wieder Errektionsprobleme“

So eine unverständlich verfasste elektronische Verbraucherinformation wie das nachfolgende Zitat ruft Frage über Frage in mir aus:

Heißt ARD eigentlich noch ARD und nicht Das Erste?
Wo finde ich den Kanal ARD Wichtig?
Sind Errektionsprobleme die deutsche Version (rollendes R) einer Erektionsschwäche oder doch eine her stärkere Erektionsstörung als normal?
Und warum kennt macOS Big Sur nicht Erektionsschwäche oder Erektionsstörung?

Da diese Fragen schon ziemlich heavy und damit sehr wahrscheinlich unbeantwortet bleiben, frage ich nicht nach dem nutzlosen Rest der Spambotschaft. Ich klettere dann mal wieder mit meiner Erektionsschwäche in die Hobbithöhle, esse meine Stehpiepelsalat und spiele mir solange an meinem Lulu rum, bist er wieder wie ein Stachel steht und sticht.

Zitat Anfang
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: Espen Granli Personal information Date of birth (–) September (age ) Height . m ( ft in) Playing position(s) goalkeeper Youth career Stabæk Senior career* Years Team Apps (Gls) – Stabæk – Lyn () Teams managed Lyn (goalkeeper coach) Stabæk (goalkeeper coach) Stabæk women (goalkeeper coach) * Senior club appearances and goals counted for the domestic league only Espen Granli (born September ) is a retired Norwegian football goalkeeper and later goalkeeping coach. He made his debut for Stabæk in , amassing league and cup games until . He was one of the few players who won successive promotions with Stabæk from the Fifth Division to the first tier, and finally got his Eliteserien debut in the season closer against Vålerenga. In he started the season as reserve before joining . divisjon club Lyn. Lyn won promotion and in the Eliteserien Granli got more first-tier games.^^ He subsequently became goalkeeping coach in Lyn, and later in for the Stabæk men’s and women’s team simultaneously.^ He is the father of footballers Daniel and Celine Granli. Referencesedit . ^ www.stb.guru/players//espen-granli „Spiller: Espen Granli“ Check |url= value (help) (in Norwegian). STB Guru. Retrieved November . . ^ „Espen Granli som Lynspiller“ (in Norwegian). Lynhistorie.com. Retrieved November . . ^ Holmlund, Tor Bjørnar ( April ). „Espen () lager landslagsspillere og Englands-proffer“. Budstikka (in Norwegian). Retrieved November . Flag of Norway Soccer icon This biographical article related to a Norwegian association football goalkeeper is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it. * v * t * e Retrieved from “ “ Categories: * births * Living people * Sportspeople from Bærum * Norwegian footballers * Stabæk Fotball players * Lyn Fotball players * Norwegian First Division players * Eliteserien players * Association football goalkeepers * Association football goalkeeping coaches * Lyn Fotball non-playing staff * Stabæk Fotball non-playing staff * Norwegian football goalkeeper stubs Hidden categories: * Pages with URL errors * CS Norwegian-language sources (no) * Articles with short description * Short description is different from Wikidata * All stub articles Navigation menu Personal tools * : Espen Granli Personal information Date of birth (–) September (age ) Height . m ( ft in) Playing position(s) goalkeeper Youth career Stabæk Senior career* Years Team Apps (Gls) – Stabæk – Lyn () Teams managed Lyn (goalkeeper coach) Stabæk (goalkeeper coach) Stabæk women (goalkeeper coach) * Senior club appearances and goals counted for the domestic league only Espen Granli (born September ) is a retired Norwegian football goalkeeper and later goalkeeping coach. He made his debut for Stabæk in , amassing league and cup games until . He was one of the few players who won successive promotions with Stabæk from the Fifth Division to the first tier, and finally got his Eliteserien debut in the season closer against Vålerenga. In he started the season as reserve before joining . divisjon club Lyn. Lyn won promotion and in the Eliteserien Granli got more first-tier games.^^ He subsequently became goalkeeping coach in Lyn, and later in for the Stabæk men’s and women’s team simultaneously.^ He is the father of footballers Daniel and Celine Granli. Referencesedit . ^ www.stb.guru/players//espen-granli „Spiller: Espen Granli“ Check |url= value (help) (in Norwegian). STB Guru. Retrieved November . . ^ „Espen Granli som Lynspiller“ (in Norwegian). Lynhistorie.com. Retrieved November . . ^ Holmlund, Tor Bjørnar ( April ). „Espen () lager landslagsspillere og Englands-proffer“. Budstikka (in Norwegian). Retrieved November . Flag of Norway Soccer icon This biographical article related to a Norwegian association football goalkeeper is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it. * v * t * e Retrieved from “ “ Categories: * births * Living people * Sportspeople from Bærum * Norwegian footballers * Stabæk Fotball players * Lyn Fotball players * Norwegian First Division players * Eliteserien players * Association football goalkeepers * Association football goalkeeping coaches * Lyn Fotball non-playing staff * Stabæk Fotball non-playing staff * Norwegian football goalkeeper stubs Hidden categories: * Pages with URL errors * CS Norwegian-language sources (no) * Articles with short description * Short description is different from Wikidata * All stub articles Navigation menu Personal tools *

Zitat Ende

Autor: Lichtbildprophet

Er ist kein Fotograf und doch malt er seine Bilder mit Licht, bringt sie in seiner Dunkelkammer eigenhändig zu Papier. Er ist kein Maler und doch zeichnet er seine Bilder mit Farben auf alles, was seine Imagination tragen kann.

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